At over 200 pages of laughs, the book Rats Tales follows a top veterans rugby team all over the world in the amateur era. Sit on the sofa, lie in bed, park yourself on the loo, and dip into a story or two any time you want, whether amusing player profiles from the original programmes or hilarious tales gathered from the team's memories.

No smut, no drinking tales (well, maybe just one or two), and a smile a minute.

Buy a copy at £20 plus p&p and all profits will go to well-known rugby-based charities - in particular to My Name’5 Doddie, Doddie Weir's foundation to help find a cure to motor neurone disease.

Visit Cliftonrats.com to find out more, view selected pages and purchase a copy.