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Millbrook Sign Rising Star!
Written by - Dan Wade on 22/10/2015

Millbrook RFC are proud to announce that the scouts have been sent out and believe they have located a new rising star.

The player in question, a Mr. Jonah Lomu, hails from a small island on the other side of the world. His pedigree in rugby is unknown, but due to his size, he will more than likely be a second row.

Speaking on the signing, MRFC Coach Mark Randell was keen to point out the new signing was green and not to get excited:

This boy looks ok. He's a big lad, looked quite nippy in the sprint test (however he was against Macca so lets not read too much in to that) but does have a funny accent, so we'll have to see how he fits in with the boys

Mr. Lomu was unavailable for comment, but his lawyers have been in touch regarding "payment". We believe this is an error on their part and will be invoicing them for subs/membership on his behalf in due course.

Jonah Lomu