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12 Pubs of Christmas - The Details
Written by - Dan Wade on 19/12/2014

It's that time of year again folks, get the Christmas jumpers out and the onesies ironed: IT'S THE 12 PUBS OF CHRISTMAS!!!!!!

The itinerary of pubs is as follows with the official start time of 6pm (although I'm led to believe so of the more hardcore will be starting ar 5.30):

  1. Waterloo Arms
  2. Key and Anchor
  3. The Osbourne
  4. Pig and Whistle
  5. Wellington Arms
  6. The Stile Inn (those bikers LOVE us in there!)
  7. The Rover
  8. Freemantle Arms
  9. Brass Monkey
  10. The Bright Water Inn
  11. The Windsor
  12. Kings Arms
  13. The Griffin

The rules. As always, these will be strictly adherred to (until everyone's too p*ssed to know):

  1. Minimum of 1 Pint per Pub per Person
  2. Anyone intending to drink less than 1 Pint per Pub, please downgrade to the Junior 'B' Competition
  3. Shots are not an option and should only be taken in extreme circumstances, such as penalties (refer to rule 5)
  4. 12 Pubs to be visited in 6 hours
  5. Hitting the shorts or the "wee ones" after pub 10 is acceptable
  6. Limit 1/2 an hour per pub. If you are a speedy boozer... you can continue on ahead
  7. Local Committee shall outline the exact schedule
  8. No changes to the schedule allowed for any reason
  9. Food may be consumed on the course, provided rule 4 is still adhered to.
  10. No piss break on pubs of odd numbers 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11 for Senior Competitors.
  11. Pees may not be carried from pub to pub
  12. Poo's limited to two for the night
  13. Puking in or near any of the appointed 12 pubs results in instant mocking and possible disqualification. Casual chunders are punishable by penalty pint/shot of choice of committee, which must be consumed within allotted time allowed in pub
  14. Drinks obtained in any additional public houses may not be taken into consideration whilst accumulating the figures of the primary event, but is however, actively encouraged by the committee.
  15. No bodily contact allowed until course has been completed
  16. Extra Pubs may be undertaken before, during or after the event, provided Rule 4 is adhered to
  17. All those who drink 12 pints will go down in the history books
  18. No getting sick and if ya do... for feic sake, watch the good shoes you bought for Christmas day
  19. No kissy text messages/phone calls to boyfriend/girlfriends during event (this will be policed strictly this year!)
  20. Anyone who steps out of line will be bet within an inch of their life
  21. IF you should not be successful in entering a pub, you need to go to the next stop on the list, and wait there for your fellow pub crawlers that will be there in appr. 40min. You then need to consume 2 pints (as you will stay in the same pub for 60min.)+ a penalty shot, as you not were able to complete the full list.
  22. Any agenda changes will be decided by "De'Lads" and by "De'Lads" only. This may occur to facilitate meeting birds
  23. The committee's decision is final

There has been a 13th pub added this year as a "safety" in case we have any problems or just because we're so damn hardcore!

Merry Christmas All!